February 2012
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Kanye West facts
b0nd:
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
and then I cried and then I died
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“I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s...”
– ~ Mitch Hedberg
(via gettingdowninchitown)
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i’ll title my memoirs
“i never liked you either, uterus”
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January 2012
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'The Office's' Mindy Kaling Comedy Gets Pilot... →
occupypawnee:
amoreinfinito:
She will write, executive produce and star in the comedy about a Bridget Jones-type doctor trying to navigate her personal and professional lives.
Fox is getting into the Mindy Kaling business.
The network has officially picked up to pilot an untitled comedy from The Office’s Kaling that would star the writer-actress as a young Bridget Jones-type doctor trying to...
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erubescens:
Who got a callback for Rent?
I GOT A CALLBACK FOR RENT, BITCHES.
OF COURSE YOU DID YOU MAGNIFICENT BITCH
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okay so i’m pretty sure my stoned as fuck roommate is breaking up with her boyfriend from her bunkbed and trying to be quiet so i don’t hear and OH GOD NOW SHE’S DEFINITELY CRYING
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Random Things That Have Made Me Emotional Today
listening to fun. in the car
going back to my high school
realizing that ben wyatt looks a great deal like Boy I Had A Creepy Infatuation With My Freshman Year Of High School
facebook stalking Boy I Had A Creepy Infatuation With My Freshman Year Of High School
looking to my itunes shuffle for guidance and having “Man Up” from Book of Mormon come up
“A Scandal in...
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“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever...
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You Want a Physicist to Speak at Your Funeral →
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trulydiscombobulated:
thereisafish:
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is...
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winged-cyborg:
cosmo sex tip #56:
when they least expect it, steal the declaration of independence
December 2011
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“Real women have ovaries. Unless they don’t, and sometimes they don’t because...”
– Hanne Blank (via feminishblog)
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silversoul replied to your post
Abby….whatever’s going on….I love you and you have lots of support and I LOVE YOU ABBY
agh, I just can’t deal with basic human emotion sometimes. Everything’s fine though, really, I just got weird and emotional and I was facebook stalking sad people at 4 am on Christmas and when I facebook stalk sad people I take on their emotions sometimes. BUT TANKS...
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I saw Abby's face today and I love it.
silversoul:
And lots of other people I love.
Except Elizabeth. (who I did not see)
Fucking Iowa.
Needs to be seeing more Emily in my life WHICH I SHALL TOMORROW YAAAY
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“I never intended to be a writer. It only came out of the frustration over how...”
– Jennifer Westfeldt (via joanieholloway)
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